Green Goblins Go Splash

For those of you who attended my 30th birthday party and enjoyed some of the delicious cake with black frosting, you no doubt got a big kick out of everybody with the black mouths.

I just wanted to pass a tidbit of somewhat useful information in order to help prevent you from getting unnecessarily nervous. By now you've no doubt used the toliet, and were probably a bit surprised to find that your business was black or dark green. Don't worry, you don't have a moldy GI tract, it's just the food coloring from the black frosting. It's entirely normal for your toliet to look like it's full of green Cool-Aid. I would, however, advise that you don't drink it.