This morning I pulled a muscle in my back. All of a sudden, I got this stabbing pain in my lower back and I almost fell over. You may be wondering, was I lifting hundreds of pounds of heavy weights? Was I saving a child from a burning building, or perhaps killing ninjas that broke into our house?
No. I was taking a piss. That's right. 5 seconds into my morning piss, while standing perfectly still, all of a sudden I got this wrenching pain in the left side of my lower back. I had to fight through the pain to avoid a disastrous misalignment in my aim. It's almost noon now and my back is still killing me.
Stay young kids. Getting old ain't pretty.
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