Massachusetts 0, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1

What we have here is yet another situation that supports my theory that the United States would be a better country if Massachusetts was forced to rescind their statehood and recede from the Union (Along with California and maybe Utah). Yesterday it was all over the news that the city of Boston came to a complete stand-still, and the city somehow managed to spend a reported HALF MILLION DOLLARS in order to remove 38 Auqa Teen Hunger Force advertisements from various spots across the city. Apparently a few proud Massholes mistook this for a bomb:

Way to go, geniuses.

In the other 10 cities where these advertisements have been displayed for as long as 3 weeks, apparently people were capable of going on with their lives without fear of being blown up by a neon cartoon giving the finger.

To top it off, Massafuckits arrested the two guys who were hired to put these advertisements up, and also demanded that Turner Broacasting pay the 1/2 Millon back. Holy shit Boston! You fucked up and now you're trying to blame everybody else for it. Let the poor bastards go, and chalk up your half-million dollar bout with stupidity to a hard lesson learned.