Ever want to choke somebody who DIDN'T deserve it?

I can say that I have. Last night, I spent a few minutes staring at the cess-pool in my back yard, taking particular notice of how the water now has a lovely green layer of scum at the top. Nearby you can see the carnage that remains from Marshall's emergency excavation needed to make the water drain. My yard looks like a complete piece of shit, and is still mostly under water.

Last night the neighbor 2 houses down was watering his lawn. Holy shit, I wanted to kill the guy. The poor bastard would have never seen it coming, because I would have used my ninja skills to slide through the woods as stealth as a fox. I'd sit perfectly still until I could go all kung-fu on his ass. Just for watering his lawn. Damn him and his nice green grass!

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